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I am going to die. November 16, 2009

The Patriots just lost to the Colts after a 17 point lead.

I might have a heart attack-throw up.

If I die, please sue the Colts and the officials who took their side, as well as the announcers who live to discredit the Pats.

And someone, please smack that stuck up little smirk off Peyton Manning´s ugly ass face.  He an Eli are NOT the best brothers in history just because they beat Tom Brady.  I´m pretty sure the Wright Brothers made greater historical contributions to the world.  The Grimm Brothers also did some good work.  And I mean, look at the Kennedy Brothers and the impact they made.

Hell, even the JONAS BROTHERS are better than the Mannings.

Ugh, and this was the only game I really cared about the Pats winning!

 

Why God? November 5, 2009

You know I love you.  I talk to you every day.  We’re homies.

All I want to know is why you are letting the Yankees win the World Series.  I mean, for 84 years, us Red Sox fans have proven our love and faith.  And even after 2 wins this decade, breaking the curse of the Bambino, you continue to test us.

When will it be enough?  How much more personal suffering must I endure at the hands of my Yankees-loving roommate so that you can see how devoted Red Sox Nation is?

Sigh.  I suppose you know best, but I would really like to see the fall of the Evil Empire in my lifetime.  Or at least you could break the legs of all the over-priced Yankees players.  That would work, too.

 

I am meeting John Krasinski. November 3, 2009

AKA Jim from The Office.

This Saturday in Boston.

OMFG I think I might die.  Except I have to wait because my roommates and I are planning for me to have a heart attack right as we meet him, so when I drop, he has to touch me and pay attention to us.

It’s going to be awesome.

I can’t breath.

He’s like introducing a movie he directed and having a Q & A, and we’re all trying to come up with questions to ask him.  And somehow, someway, we are going to meet him.  As it is we are going to be sneak attacking with our cameras.

God I can’t wait.

 

Spontaneous quotes. October 28, 2009

Just some random things I’ve heard around.  I hope you enjoy :)

 

“Building a campus over a resevoir is a BAD idea!  It is rising up and going to drown us!” – One of my roomies as she came back from class in the rain

 

“Creeper skills – ACTIVATE!” – Another roomie as she went to google stalk someone

 

“I cannot believe you said that out loud.” – A girl on the elevator to someone on her phone

 

“Are you on drugs?” – My stepdad to me after trying to explain my various and absurd ailments, such as a sore jaw and seeing flashes in my eyes for no reason

 

“No shit Sherlock!” – My father after spending a long time trying to explain something to someone on the phone

 

“No, I wasn’t looking at my reflection in the mirror.  Stop assumoing the worst of me!” – My little sister as she looked at her reflection

 

“Oh no, we’re not selling baked goods, we’re selling BAKED GREATS.” – My church group leader at a promotional bakesale

 

“Are you sure we should really expect the world to end in 2012 just ’cause the Mayans said so?  I mean, they aren’t exactly around now.  Doesn’t the death of a civilization kind of nullify any prophesiies or calendars?” – My friend while discussing movies/the end of the world

 

“Haven’t you noticed that it’s only now that the Yankees are in the World Series that their fans are starting to wear the logos and stuff?  That isn’t legit.  I would wear my Red Sox stuff all through New York no matter how shitty the Red Sox are.” – My friend after noticing an excessive number of Yankees supporters in Boston

 

“Punch, punch, knee!” – My friend and I demonstrating the Worcester way of fighting

 

“My first instinct when I see a duck is to NOT bend over.” – A friend after a conversation about nudist colonies went awry

 

“I will stand here until you fall asleep.” – Me being my whoop-ass self to a bunch of bratty campers duing the summer

 

“I will always win at Never Have I Ever.” – Me because I don’t do anything

 

Patriots beat Tennesse, 59-0. October 19, 2009

Filed under: Massachusetts — Katie M @ 2:05 am
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YESSSSSSSS!!!!

I totally didn’t even mind hiking through the woods and standing in the SNOW with cold hands and feet for 3 hours, it was that awesome.  No one expected that.  I mean, Tennessee was supposed to be a Superbowl contender this year, but they were so out of their element on a field that had to be shoveled against a team that has finally seemed to find it’s old groove.

It was like a December game from 2007 when the Pats really were the best.

God, that just put me in such a good mood.  I almost don’t even care what happens with the Yankees and Angels tomorrow (although I will still be flapping my arms in support).

 

I’m a Red Sox fan. October 18, 2009

Filed under: Massachusetts — Katie M @ 12:58 am
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Therefore it’s cruel and unusual punishment for me to be subjected to listening to the Yankees game.  However, my roommate, the one from Florida, is a Yankees fan.

But I’m too tired to pick a fight with her, even though I have to watch a movie on TV for one of my classes but can’t because of this stupid game.  I should just pick up the TV and walk away.  I mean, I’m the one who brought it anyway, and I rarely ask to watch anything, except for the Patriots games, but that’s only once a week, and she doesn’t even have to deal with it most of the time because lately I’ve been watchin it with friends and tomorrow I’m going to the game.

Ugh.  If the Yankees win, I might have to kill myself.

 

Massachusetts residents. October 16, 2009

Filed under: Massachusetts — Katie M @ 9:17 pm
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So, I have lived in Massachusetts my entire life.  I was born in the South Shore where my parents grew up, I was raised in Worcester, and now I go to school in Boston.  I know what people are like here.  And not to be totally biased, I have visited family and vacationed in multiple other places (such as Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Connecticut, Maine, New York, Ohio, Michigan, North Carolina, Florida, California, and Montana), so I have been near other places.  Plus a good majority of kids in my high school were from immigrant families with totally different cultures.

As a result of this, I don’t appreciate it when someone from another state who now lives in Massachusetts (namely, one of my roommates) tries to cut us down saying the meanest people live in Massachusetts.  I mean, she’s a Yankees fan from Florida!

And so I get being a member of the Evil Empire who grew up around old people can skewer your perception of reality, but really, Massachusetts people aren’t that bad, especially when your only real interactions with the natives have been in Boston and Marblehead.  Because that’s really not very indicative of the state as a whole.

Yeah, we can be a bunch of “Massholes” at times, but that doesn’t imply meanness, it merely implies that we are a tough breed of people who know what we want and don’t take shit.  And really, you have to take a look at the whole picture.  Everyone I’ve met from Western MA has always been polite and nature loving (not to get into any real stereotypes, I am just basing this off my own experiences).  And Central MA often gets forgotten, but we are the heart of the Commonwealth.  Worcester, while taking on a rough reputation (I would know, coming from that Main South neighborhood that helped spawn it…though I cam out unscathed), still has a lot to offer.  Like friendly people who work at the wildlife sanctuary and art museum and scenery that shifts from city to suburb in an instant to create a unique sense of identity.  And here in Boston, if you can’t laugh at the sterotypes, then maybe you need the reality check.

Yes, we love our Red Sox, and yes, many men would go gay for Brady, but it’s what we have and it’s steeped into our history, which we value and do not take lightly.  But really, you can’t pass judgement until you’ve seen the whole picture, not just a snipet of people from a college neighborhood, many of whom haven’t lived their whole lives here.

But in the end, we’re just wicked awesome and the opinions of a Yankees fan mean nothing.

 

 
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